1.insist you get told all the names of the fish or lobsters in the tank.2.ask for a bib.
3.take the piss out of the customer is always right rule go on rub it in.
4.stare at the other persons food on a different table and when they say somthing ask them if they have seen ur contact lens in their meal.
5.insist your chair has only 3 legs
6.shout oh no not now and leg it to the bogs.
8.try to trip the waiters and start giggling and dont stop.
9.cant make up your mind whether its smoking or non smoking
10.keep blowing in ur hanky.
